Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Little Room - The White Stripes

 So one day i was just chillin' rolled up in a nice warm womb. i was caught between planning the adventures of the day and taking a nice nap when, unexpectedly, someone ripped open the shades and unceremoniously yanked me out of bed and through the open windows. Then the same cat that has the nerve to tare me off the can, holds me up by the feet and slaps me square on the butt. Did i cry? Of course i cried, i stayed up all night playing xylophone on the inside of mom's ribs then some punk comes in with a knife to disrupt my solitude and there i am hanging upside-down staring at my mother laying on a hospital bed with a gaping wound in her abdomen, what would you do? Plus, he didn't even give me time to wipe.